Proving Emergents Are Liars In Three Sentences II

Oh yeah? How do you prove Emergents are liars and hypocrits in three sentences?

1. Emergents call themselves believers.

2. Emergents follow folks like Brian McLaren who says you really can't be certain of anything, Donald Miller who says we don't have to believe the gospel and if you say we do you're a heretic, and John H. Armstrong who says certitude is an idol.

3. The challenge was for three sentences, so here's another one. :)

In Christ,
Phil Perkins.